March 2012
Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)
This...
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
I have feelings about this blog
tophatkurt:
ophiuchustroll:
ooohthatscrispy:
brb-scarf-sale:
http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/
what the christ
SCREAMS
this is the BEST BLGL OI HCACEV EVER
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
notdavesprite:
“its ok for people to have different opinions than u” i whisper to myself bitterly “except for when they suck”
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
onlytheilluminatisurvive:
not-badforagirl:
all i want in life is to be as happy as this guy
“i want to print an extremely large printable poster of that picture and literally roll around in it”
How school works:
disappointingrobot:
realize that i’m getting shitty grades
work really hard on my assignments
get good grades
slack off on assignments, since i already have good grades
see step one
I feel like these are the sort of nights I’ll miss most, with my friends and I all just going back and forth being hilarious online. I dunno what it is. I do love hanging out with everybody in the real world and all but I also really just love laughing out loud in my room alone while the rain pounds at my window and I’m chilling but having quite a bit of fun at the same time....
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
float-onn:
l7one:
I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
Lmfao!
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usukiland:
well then i guess you’re gonna miss
the panty raid
February 2012
friend: marco
me: yolo
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Borrowing the music: From the Desk of Anna →
annagatch:
I’m not sure why I get so infuriated with people…… it just smolders inside of me. There have been news articles lately that focus on “tweens” and teenagers posting videos on Youtube and asking “Am I pretty?” Sure, I get it, you’re self-conscious and require reassurance. The majority of these girls…
Alex? I mean not me. Other Alex. Yeah I saw that shit. Not cute. Not cute at...
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dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.